It's Friday folks.

This photo doesn't even look like me.

I look like a pin head.  Perhaps I always do and nobody ever bothered to tell me. Thanks a lot guys.

I didn't take any other outfit photos so sorry about that.

I don't know if this J Crew Bubble necklace is the real deal as I got it from eBay but it seems to have served me quite well. 

26 weeks pregnant. 

I got told that my face looks much younger now that it is fuller and to quote Kacie from Lady Bear 

"water retention: nature's own 'filler'" - ain't that a damn positive!

Sick of hearing about my dresses from Kookai? Don't worry, me too.

The day I fell pregnant I think my priorities changed as I had no interest in buying clothes for myself, just stuff for the bun in my oven. 

As you have probably noticed, I quite like necklaces as they take away the attention from my ass other bulging parts of my body. 

I went to the movies with the usual suspects, Vanessa and Celeste and we saw the new Twilight.

Look, it was good, but my heart did not sing. I have never found a movie to be better than a book. It just will not happen. 

We popped past Priceline, and unlike Ikea, I did not leave empty handed.

I got this Dove moisturizer then got home, realized it contains SPF and is meant for day time use only. Some people so not to use at night and others say I will be fine. Time will tell.

My skin has finally cleared up a decent amount and I don't want to jinx it and to be honest I am not loving the feel of this on my skin. 

I don't really use moisturizer much though. My routine at the moment goes like this:-

Dove soap

Witch hazel

Cliniques "All about eyes" 

Done. I don't even know why I stopped using Witch Hazel and got expensive products as they didn't help as much as the Witch Hazel did.  Maybe I owe it all to pregnancy and it's a coincidence? Who knows. 

The girls also swear by this Pure Tan business. They rate it far higher than St Tropez which didn't even come second place on their lists. 

I use St Tropez weekly on my legs. The Husband always asks why I put it on but no matter how many times I answer "It makes me feel skinnier" he still asks the question.  Perhaps he just doesn't understand my reasoning. 

This stuff comes out thick. I put it on and it was like rubbing melted chocolate all over my body, and it wasn't sexy either. 

I was trying to reach my feet and my belly was rubbing against my thighs without me realising resulting in a half tan belly. Yuck.

Vanessa warned me, she said wear gloves or a mitt when applying but I did not listen. 

My hands were so disgusting afterwards and felt dry all night due to the amount of soap I was using to try and get it off.

The next day I scrubbed with my loofah in the shower and it came off so that was a success. 

I slept on top of my doona as I was so hot and the amount of tan that rubbed off was less than expected. 

I almost feel like the colour is the same result as getting a spray tan, it is pretty good but St Tropez is still my choice as it is easier to apply and does not come off on my sheets.

I cannot remember where I saw this chair but I still love it. 

I got this baby Missoni cardigan from OzSale and let me tell you, the buttons are so small that I do not see any parent taking the effort to undo them and do them back up in the name of fashion. 

They are the size of a sprinkle on a cupcake. 

I've been really disappointed with OzSale lately to be honest with you. This order had a lemon Escada dress (seen in background) instead of a lemon Escada cardigan, and the white Escada dress was stained. 

Then my next order had stained baby socks and then when I was waiting for a refund I had to deal with 5 different people who kept telling me the wrong amount that I was due. They need to get their shizz together I tell you. 

This is the office Christmas tree, decorated by yours truly.

I need to buy a new star for our tree at home and you wont see photos of it until it has that damn star.

I have gotten my Christmas cards out though which is satisfying and left my desk covered in glitter.

This weather is not being kind to me. Neither is my wardrobe come to think of it. I am ready to turn to muumuus.

Wednesday night was so hot that I slept on top of my doona with no clothes on and not a care in the world if an intruder was to break in. 

I also had a killer headache and was dying of dehydration thanks to the pizza that I had for dinner to fulfil my craving.  There was only so much that a wet towel was able to aid me with during the night. 

Old Target dress. 

We have our office Christmas Party tonight but I don't know if I will be going as I am currently at Grants funeral (this post is pre scheduled obviously) and it will depend on how my mum is going, I don't want to leave her alone if it can be helped. 

I did buy a red maternity dress for the occasion and am hoping that one dress will do double duty at all Christmas functions this year. I will need to be creative and try and make it look different so that y'all don't get bored of it too quickly!