Belts are Evil, Essie is Great and Laundry Tips

Sometimes, belts make an outfit.

They give you an instant waist (or in my case, smaller rib cage section) but they can also magically get smaller and smaller throughout a day, leaving you frustrated with scissors in your hand, weird shaped extra holes in your belt, and the possibility of blood.

I added this red belt to this non maternity target dress to add some colour and a little shape, but as with all belts at the moment, I was very quickly finding myself suffocating after a meal and as the day went on. 

I cant work out why I have a rats tail in the photo as I had my hair in a pony tail. 

Well, that is slightly awkward isn't it?

And then I wardrobe repeated. I have been doing this very often and don’t even know myself anymore.

All of my dresses are for the warmer months, and I refuse to try on (forget buying) maternity pants because pants do not hide sins and true sizes like dresses do. 

So, no belt and bright sandals. 

Hello child. I am glad my bump has surpassed my bust.

I had a weird hankering for some pita and dip last week, so we high tailed it down the road to Stalactites where surprisingly the smell of meat did not make me gag. 

What have I turned The Husband in to? Before eating his meal, he pushed it towards me and waited for me to take a photo, despite the fact that I was not going to take a photo in the first place.

As soon as we walked in I could smell the waft of bay leaves in Bolognese sauce so I ordered the rissoles which was an error on my behalf because:-

1. They were dry
2. Rissoles are never as good as my mum makes them
3. They were dry, oh did I already mention that? Just trying to get my point across.
4. There was no sauce for the spaghetti so I had to eat dry spaghetti.  

I found this laundry cheat sheet and knew that if I didn't blog it I would lose it and when I need to refer to it I wouldn't be able to.

I post lots of random nonsense on this blog purely so that I can refer back to it later. 

I was sent these Essie Summer 2012 colours, but have not gotten around to trying ‘Bikini So Teeny’ yet.

I love Cascade Cool though. I feel like I haven’t worn nail polish for ages due to sheer exhaustion and lack of effort. 

I even matched my nails to my bump! One day, the daughter inside of me will also be matched to my outfits. Yes, I intend to match - muwahahaha. 

I cant stop thinking about those two children who were allegedly murdered by their nanny in New York.  What tragic and senseless deaths.  I  have come across a few conspiracy theories regarding this though. 

What is everyone doing for the weekend? Did you partake in Halloween?  We are going to visit my in laws, have a BBQ with friends on Sunday and that's about it so far.