You can ring my BELLLLLLL. Ring my bell.

It's Saturday night and I am home alone with jack all to do, so why not show you that I know how to use a door knocker?

The front door.

Once it was green, then red and now purple/grey.
Vintage Door Knocker
How dare my Zara blazer look terrible with my party frock!?


Really, who does it think it is?

"Greg, how does it work?!!?"

Matches my frock quite nicely...

Here you go, a video of me being annoying to everyone in the house and demonstrating how to use the door knocker.

My first video. Don't get too excited, it's just me being a tool with the door knocker and talking like a freakaleak.